一个女程序员写的经典代码

result love(boy, girl)
{

if

( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
    {
        boy.set(nothing);

return

 girl.嫁给(boy);
    }

if

( girl.愿意等() )
    {

while

(!(boy.赚钱 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) )
    {

for

( day=1; day <=365; day++)
        {

if

( day == 情人节 )

if

( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
                girl.感情++;

else

                girl.感情--;

if

( day == girl.生日 )

if

( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
            {
                girl.感情++;

else

                girl.感情--;
                boy.拼命赚钱();
            }
        }

if

( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
        {
            boy.set(nothing);

return

 girl.嫁给(boy);
        }
        年龄++;
        girl.感情--;
    }

return

 girl.

goto

( another_boy);
}